Sex, drugs, rock & roll. Previous generations had their chance at the good life, but we're indoctrinated into the world of stock prices and social diseases from an early age. The music industry is ruled by silicone-enhanced 17-year-old pop stars or emasculated boy bands. What happened to touring the country in a small van, building an audience and then selling your songs as car commercials?
Don't worry, the dream isn't dead. We've set the FI research crew to work devising an easy-to-follow plan to make you an overnight rock star. Just remember, if any of this actually works for you, we want to be the guys who get to stand backstage and ask girls, "How bad do you really want to meet the band?"
